Thursday, August 20, 2009

A little "Risky Business" of our own!!

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away there lived a royal family and like all royal families, they went to church on Sunday's. Well it just so happens this story begins on a Sunday morning.

The royal alarm went off promptly at 7:00. The King and Queen crawled out of bed and quietly crept to each of their 3 children's rooms to announce their arrival with a spirited round of "Wake-Up Little Suzy"!! The Princes and Princess grumbled, but rolled out of their warm cocoon's to begin their morning hygiene ritual, and to don their royal church clothes. Once the King and Queen were finally able to reclaim their territory, they themselves began the long process that would eventually find them ready to face the other royal families at the local chapel.

Now you must understand that this kingdom was magical!! The children's belongings had legs of their own, and would play tricks on them by hiding themselves in inconspicuous places at the exact moment they are needed!! This especially pertained to their shoes, but it wasn't uncommon for this magic to affect their toys, blankets, and even pillows on occasion! Well, this particular morning they found out that was not the only magic their kingdom possessed!!

While the King and Queen were in the royal bath chamber, a surprising event occurred - a character straight, out of the movies, materialized out of thin air!!

He didn't seem to realize his misfortune, because he continued with his role playing without missing a beat.


We knew that we had to take immediate action!! This anomaly would send our fragile universe into an uproar. Time was working against us, but we knew we couldn't fail in our mission!!



We did the only thing we could in such a tight situation....we Googled it!! Of course "Mr. Google" didn't let us down, and we were able return our mysterious friend in the allotted time!! Not only that, we still made it to church on time!!

Well, how did you think it was going to end??

7 comments:

Stacey said...

That is hilarious!! What a character.

Stacey said...

Wow! Now that's some blackmail material right there. I expect to see a massive, life-sized cut placed to the side of the fireplace. Too funny...

Royal families, that's pretty funny too. No wonder none of us have been twinkled yet!

~Stacey

Yates Family said...

You are soooo good at writing!!! Seriously! Look into that as a side job!! Love ya and the big silly character!!!

Willie E. said...

Oh man, the next time I see him I will give him so much crap! That's funny right there!

TammyP said...

That is AWESOME!!! Something to be saved for the 'first girlfriend'!!!

Brizzee said...

That is hilarious. Tia he is HUGE! How did this happen? We are too young to have kids this age! I think he takes after his dad.

Karissa said...

Okay this is just too funny! What a hilarious kid you have! LOVE IT!